EASY GOLF

Three men are in a bar, all very drunk, and talking to each other,
bragging(吹噓) about their families.
The first guy says, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a
basketball team."
The second guy says, "That's nothin'. I have eleven sons. One more
and I'll have a football team."
The third guy, the drunkest of them all replies "You guys haven't
found true happiness. I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have
a golf course."

一位年邁但仍然精力旺盛的高爾夫愛好者前去找巫師，詢問天堂上是否有高爾夫
球場，巫師說要查一下，第二天給他答覆。
次日，老人又來了。巫師說：“我得到的既有好消息又有壞消息。”
老人說：“先告訴我好消息。”
“天堂上有很寬闊的高爾夫球場”巫師說。“球場上鋪著碧綠的草坪，並備有最好的
器械。”
老人接著問：“現在告訴我壞消息吧。”
巫師說：“下星期日上午十點就該你發球了！

週末，幾個朋友一齊去打球，湯姆把球打進了長草區，大家停下來一起幫他找。
過了一會兒，湯姆大聲喊：“我找到球了，我們繼續比賽吧！”話音剛落，就傳來
吉米憤怒的聲音：“這個該死的騙子！他怎麼可能找到呢？他的球明明在我口袋
裏！”