EASY GOLF

Three men are in a bar, all very drunk, and talking to each other,
bragging(吹噓) about their families.
The first guy says, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a
basketball team."
The second guy says, "That's nothin'. I have eleven sons. One more
and I'll have a football team."
The third guy, the drunkest of them all replies "You guys haven't
found true happiness. I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have
a golf course."